Author: MyGinevra Published: 2015-09-26 Length: 424 pages Reviews: 0 reviews Letters From the Edge Genres: Drama , Romance tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. Despite his magical parentage, Filch was a Squib, meaning he could not perform magic. Neznm mu vyzvd, jak se tam Harry dostal a Harry, i kdy je ze zatku proti, zane vyprvt svj dlouh pbh, a dokud se nedostane k incidentu, kter ho dostal do t uliky. Hes bitter.Ron Weasley's explanation of Filch's grouchy personality, Very foul-tempered, cantankerous, and easily annoyed, Filch had an extremely unpleasant personality. What is it? Harry asked with so much innocence in his voice that it practically made Lockhart drool. [32], On their very first morning at Hogwarts, 2 September, 1991, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley managed to get on Filch's wrong side. He literally cant live without sex and he doesnt care who knows it. Five years after their marriage, Harry and Ginny encounter new and disturbing challenges to their marriage and their happiness. It is unknown what was made of Filch, or even if he was mistreated by the Carrows simply for being a Squib. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkabanFilch is suspicious of Harry Potter as he wanders around the school, During the next school year, the alleged mass-murderer Sirius Black escaped from Azkaban and the Ministry of Magic stationed Dementors around the entrances to the grounds in order to protect the school and Harry Potter, which was thought to be Black's target. [62] Also, as Umbridge granted Filch permission to torture misbehaving students,[64] whereas Dumbledore would never even think of such things, he had loyalty to her. If youre more interested in everyone having sex with everyone else (including twincest), tryMake A Noteby Inell. This is a Triwizard clue! In this extremely strange erotic fanfic, Hogwarts is lonely and the giant squid is there to fill those halls. [65] Due to all those misdeeds, Filch prowled the corridors with a horsewhip ready in his hands, desperate to catch students in the act, but the problem was that there were now so many of them, he never knew which way to turn. Mr Filch, the caretaker, has asked me to tell you that the list of objects forbidden inside the castle has this year been extended to include Screaming Yo-yos, Fanged Frisbees, and Ever-Bashing Boomerangs. Yes, this is Draco Malfoy and an apple. In early February, Professor Sprout kindly assured Filch she would have Mrs Norris back in no time, as the Mandrakes, who were maturing for the Mandrake Restorative Draught, were already moody, secretive, and with acne. Dont worry, however. [14], He was also very domineering, controlling and paranoid, as demonstrated by the numerous times he asked students what they were doing when they were simply wandering around in what he thought was a suspicious manner.[42]. After a rough summer with his family, Harry is just happy to see his friends again. Harry Potter once speculated that there was "something going on" romantically between Filch and Irma Pince, the equally ancient and irascible Hogwarts librarian. Harry was sprawled across his bed, one hand flung above his head, the other resting to his side. The strange gifts he has, and isn't going to question, should help in that regard. Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes. 7. [80] Later, after Lord Voldemort gained knowledge from Alecto Carrow that Harry Potter was in the school premises, the Heads of House started conjuring protective enchantments around the school, preparing to fight and waking up students. [57] Filch also assisted Umbridge when she had Trelawney sacked, something he most likely took pleasure in, as it caused Trelawney great stress and reduced her to tears. [16] In his years as Caretaker, Filch learned all about the Castle's secret passageways and hidden doors better than anyone but the Weasley twins and the Marauders. [57], In the morning before the first school trip to Hogsmeade of the school year, Filch matched the names of those visiting the village to the long list of students who had permission from their parents or guardian to do so. Work Search: They were saved by Quirinus Quirrell, who vouched for them while passing by. Inanimate objects get involved inFirst Encounterby Lyris Malachi. Filch, later, brought the jewel-encrusted casket with the Goblet of Fire inside. [24], During this school year, he also caught Jacob's sibling with Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington in the Potions Classroom. The background story will basically follow the books, and won't bother restating everything that happens. Disclaimer I don't own anything but my own ocs Add to library4.3kDiscussion 448Suggest tags Sigh, Teenagers 213 pages 6 months ago Selantro Molly Weasleys naked body can turn men to stone AND homosexuality. She moved over and greeted Harry with a hug and a kiss which caused Hermione to flinch. Harry goes into heat and Arthur cant resist. Ronald Weasley demanded to know what did it matter if the students were smuggling Dark objects out of the premises, and his cheek earned him a few jabs with the Sensor. This is the case with the popular fan pairing Drapple. In July, Argus Filch attended Dumbledore's funeral in an ancient black suit and tie reeking of mothballs, paying his respects for the man who, despite their opposing views on student punishment, gave him employment as a Squib. So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers. How will being left in the hands of a sexual predator at a young age affect the upcoming war? Its a short and simple tale of two men getting ready together and getting a little distracted. There will be many of both. Midway through the train ride, the Dementors board the train and Harry's life is never the same. It's me, Harry." Harry said calmly. He was favoured by his mother and neglected by his father. Clearly, Im not the only Potterhead who feels this way as Romione erotica seems to be the most abundant out of all of the canon erotica out there. He even put a chair against the wall to keep guard there. The name "Argus" comes from Greek mythology, where it was the name of a giant with one hundred eyes who served the goddess Hera as a watchman (much like Mr Filch's role in patrolling the hallways of Hogwarts). [31], Harry Potter and the Philosopher's StoneFilch tries to catch the trio and Neville Longbottom breaking rules, By 1991, Filch had Mrs Norris, his cat, following Rubeus Hagrid every time he went up into the Castle. Draco Malfoy, well aware of Filch's overly trust of Rosmerta, took advantage of it by sneaking in a cursed necklace and poisoned mead in an attempt to assassinate Professor Dumbledore.[75]. [13] Filch also did not care for Hagrid as a professor and treated him as if he were inferior, possibly because he was half-giant. Were giving away a stack of our 20 favorite books of the year. Apparently, Filch lost some of his duties, as punishment seemed to be given out exclusively by the Carrows and Severus Snape. Thank you for signing up! He was later approached by Jacob's sibling who was concerned about Pince's plan for the Ball and told him Pince loved gorgeous settings such as such as flowers, music and refreshments instead. [18], The caretaker had punished them many times during their Hogwarts years, for their trouble-making. Check outThings I Learned in Schoolby janed. [22], During the 19861987 school year, he confiscated Jacob's notebooks in the Three Broomsticks Inn from Jacob's sibling on Snape's orders to confiscate all items related to the Cursed Vaults. On 14 February 1989, Filch attended the Valentine's Day Ball with Pince. The Dragons Brideby Rizzle, Hermione and Draco find themselves naked, tattooed, and married after a drunken night of debauchery. Due perhaps to cosmic ineffability one of these summer school kids can lead the Elric brothers to precisely who the Truth had in mind. Filch was then joined by Severus Snape when the two got hold of Harry's egg and the Marauder's Map. Develop your characters. Turning their head quickly back and forth to find a dog and deer sleeping a few feet from them, and a very cold red headed woman sitting closer to him. Find moreerotic stories here. Keep an eye on your inbox. On Valentine's Day, 1996, Harry Potter and Cho Chang departed for Hogsmeade together. In 1995, when Dolores Umbridge became High Inquisitor at Hogwarts, Filch gladly supported her. Oh, yes hard work and pain are the best teachers, if you ask me It's just a pity they let the old punishments die out hang you by your wrists from the ceiling for a few days, I've got the chains still in my office, keep 'em well oiled in case they're ever needed Right, off we go, and don't think of running off, now. Hiding, are you? Click here to enter, or just click the image below. As much as I prefer my canon couples, non-canon erotica is where the Harry Potter fandom really starts having fun. I cant write that well so dont expect anything amazing!! [30], During this school year, he tasked Jacob's sibling with finding a missing Mrs Norris. Argus Filch seemed so interested in punishing rebellious students in the old manners. After he opened a book that screamed, Filch arrived on the scene almost immediately but was unable to see Harry. [63], Sometime after the Easter holidays, Fred and George Weasley set off a Portable Swamp on the Fifth Floor Corridor, and left the school in a blaze of glory. Filch warned Snape at once and Harry, while trying to avoid them, hid in an unused classroom and stumbled into the Mirror of Erised for the first time. He whimpered as he hardened even more. Feel free to suggest any pairings/situations you'd like to see, and eventually I'll try to include them (it could take a while). . An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works Gilderoy Lockhart destroyed more than his memory that day in the Chamber of Secrets. If youre into other canon pairings, many of the more conventional pairings are often included in non-canon erotica. [33], On Christmas, Albus Dumbledore gave Harry Potter his father's Invisibility Cloak. Fanfic author JessWithOneEss is out there killing the Romione game. It's rather depraved. Harry po jistm incidentu skon porann a v bezvdom v postrann ulice, kde ho najde njak mu. The only thing that is known is that he respected many of them, and did what they say without question. by snarkysweetness. Please consider turning it on! [39] He learned that the one who petrified Mrs Norris was the memory of Tom Riddle, the one who controlled Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk. Every Tuesday, hosts Allie LeFevere, Lyndsay Rush, and Danny Chapman read a new chapter of Harry Potter erotic fanfiction. Despite the fact that Filch never directly participated in the, Interestingly, Filch's love of medieval punishments would finally be achieved when the actor who played him in the films, David Bradley, would go on to play Lord Walder Frey in the famous. [80] It is unknown whether this was for his loyalty to Snape, his long years of service to the school, or his ability to catch troublemakers through his extensive knowledge of the Castle's secrets. Harry Potter Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. [18] Although Filch was a Squib and could not make the map work properly,[18] he did know that it was called the Marauder's Map. Erotic Heatby AnnaBelle Rose22 features Rose and Lily Luna, but also Ginny and Harry. You filthy little beasts would never have dropped Stink Pellets if you'd known I had it in my power to whip you raw, would you, now? Spend a few pages writing out your plot. [72] He had a horrible, pouchy[51] and pasty face[14] and bulging, pale eyes,[7] along with sunken, veined cheeks. Ask Question Asked 4 years ago. Harry Potter Fanfic Harry And Hermione. Look at the tags, and bear in mind that this is smut through and through. [14] He had knobbly hands and whenever he got the flu, a bulbous and unusually purple nose. [14] Ron Weasley also suspected that Filch was always in such a foul mood due to his status as a Squib, and thus resented young wizards and witches as a result. Under the Night Skyby BOMBARDMAXIMApairs Albus with his brother James. Despite their truthful claims that they were lost, Filch did not believe them and threatened to lock them in the dungeons. Community content is available under. [55] But Cho vouched for Harry and stated that he was not ordering Dungbombs. Trust Meby RZZMG puts Hermione and Neville Longbottom together. This is a story in which Harry has sex with just about everyone. [65], No one, however, could compete with the master of chaos, Peeves. Hermione looked up at Harry's face. (And if you want your Potter clean, weve got a list of our favorite HPfanfiction for you.). P.S. [2] However, Filch did always plead to Dumbledore to permit him to use corporeal punishments on the students, a request that was never granted, which became a primary reason why Filch preferred Umbridge as head of the school. [53], Prior to the start of the school term, Filch fastened the list of forbidden items to his office door in an attempt to make students read it. . Varying Nature by Bunnyhops tells the tale of a threesome between Hermione, Ginny, and Luna, the lesbian Golden Trio. AU. Umbridge and her Inquisitorial Squad then managed to catch the students leaving the Room of Requirement and Harry Potter, head of the organisation, was taken to the Headmaster's office while joined by Umbridge, Edgecombe, Deputy Headmistress Minerva McGonagall, the Minister for Magic Cornelius Fudge and his Junior Assistant Percy Weasley, and two Aurors. Arthur and Molly's children have all grown up and moved out. There's something thrilling about being the famous Harry Potter's teacher and Lockhart takes advantage of the chance to get so close to him. If you need help, you can contact: The Bureaucrats: HarryPotter512 and Scarletmoon579 The Administrators: Aliceandjasperforever, Hermione524 and Philered Our Head-Boy: Philered Our Biggest Contributor . [2], Sometime in January, 1993, Moaning Myrtle flooded her bathroom after Ginny Weasley tried to dispose of Tom Riddle's diary in her bathroom. Sign up for Kissing Books to receive news, book recommendations, and more for residents of Romancelandia. [2] Filch also had a difficulty in recognising potions, due to his lack of magical knowledge as he did not notice the love potions disguised as perfumes and cough potions by the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes,[70] nor did he notice the poisoned mead sent in by Madam Rosmerta (while under the Imperius Curse cast by Draco Malfoy), showing he was not particularly observant despite his obsessive personality. Why would he? He was going to be permitted to bring back the "old punishments" and give students whippings, and she asked the Minister for Magic to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves, the resident Poltergeist. Filch was furious and kicked Harry out off his office, trying to convince him that the letter was not his, and ordering him not to tell anyone. However, Dumbledore managed to convince Filch that Harry was not responsible, as he could not have performed such Dark magic, being twelve years old at the time. Delegations of students from Beauxbatons Academy of Magic and Durmstrang Institute came to Hogwarts in order to watch the Tournament and sign up to be chosen as one of the champions. Rating: M The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle - Draco and Hermione wake up naked, hungover, and tattoo'd. And did we mention married? So, the Legends, along with Harry Potter, Lena Luthor, and Kara Danvers, along with some guests, read the Harry Potter series. 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