We all knew he could breathe under water out of our experience with every single bath time we had ever been a part of and all of the open expanses of water that were nearby wherever we stayed which were hiding Percy 50% of the time we played hide and seek for like 3 hours until he came out beaming and yelling. But my child would have to learn. Percy Jackson the god of time, tid . "When will he wake up?" I put him on my lap and bounced him up and down cooing to him until he stopped crying but it was too late and my two oldest hunters had woken up and curiously come to see what was making the screeching sound. That was the last straw for Chaos, he found his son Percy . There are currently twelve major gods, the Olympians, who rule over the universe, all of whom are under . The girls always told him about their hunts over the years or the Greek myths and he couldn't get enough. I said dreaming about the boy growing up and being a hero but not wanting it to happen too fast. She saw the gods and immediately took Percy off of me holding him close to her chest. He had found a pile of precious stones by a river we stopped at yesterday and kept 5, 2 silver, 2 imperial gold and an emerald which was Zoe's favourite colour. I win!" This is simply the Gods, Hunters and Campers reading about the events in the two stories. We were both put in the Hermes cabin and Ellie was not happy at being so close to many other boys. Percy was looking more gleeful than ever and nearly bouncing up and down on the war god's knee but controlled himself. The boys were mortal and were just out for a fight. We were right and I scowled at the boy but it vanished when he looked up at me with a beam on his face that was slightly guilty as he said, "Sowwy Phe-Phe but I had to; I wanted Zee-Zee to have a good pwesent so I made it see!". All 6 of them headed back to camp and I flew ahead to meet them and give them no reason to suspect I had been watching. Your the Son of the Man-hating Goddess, Artemis. Just got abducted by a few campers, it was all a big misunderstanding!" Percy Jackson | Percy Jackson | Olympus Gods Artemis Apollo Zeus Hades Aphrodite Athena Hera Poseidon Demeter Dionysus Ares Hephaestus. I have no idea how he did it but as he has been using Hermes and Hephaestus' domains they were able to see him and were absolutely amazed at his craftsmanship or in Hermes case thievery. I had found it quite cute and funny, this happened quite often but not always did both of them react to his cry. This is camp half-blood, home to all children of the gods. Chapter 11 I stood in the arena hacking away at the dummies. He would remain perfectly silent and listen to their stories of the hunt over the years. All I wish is to give this child my blessing." percyxop. We had just finished clearing up when we saw Percy streak but naked and covered in mud across the clearing our camp was currently in and dive into the clear cool lake in the sunset; he sunk most of his body under the water and only kept his eyes above water level. Percy Jackson, Son of Chaos by MidnightIridescence. 8 parts. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, Artemis found Percy on the beach alone with his dying mother believing she had saved them, only for the baby, no more than a year old to save her own life. Chapter 19 I spoon fed him ambrosia bit by bit and the colour came back a little. Also do not hurt the future demigods no matter what happens, otherwise you will have to answer to us. It caught two of them but the older of the two boys fell on to the hard tiled floor. Our only mistake was when we got too near the stream we were currently living by. With the help of a satyr and a daughter of Athena, Percy must journey across the United States to catch a thief who has stolen the original weapon of mass destruction Zeus' master bolt. "Zee-Zee, Phe-phe" I smiled and dismissed them as they hurried off to show the hunt their new little, and very cute, member. I have a present for you!" He asked in a civil tone I never suspected possible of the war god. He could also make light and poems easily thanks to my brother who had changed since he discovered Percy. It only took a week and he was off nappies completely. "I Lady Artemis, Goddess of Childbirth the Hunt and the Moon hereby swear to raise your child as my own on the River Styx." I took wonder in how he trusted me so much! We gave him his bottle and lay him down on his bed. Please?" Gods of forgery and thieves/travellers among other things. By the most awesome gods ever Apollo and Hermes and the Fates,". they guessed and I couldn't blame them for being wrong because he was quite well developed for his age and already mumbling words that sounded close to English but not nearly there yet, "It is his first birthday today girls. That is until we were interrupted by another blinding flash. he exclaimed and opened his palm to reveal a light coming out of his palm that made it look like he had a torch built into him or something. I turned into a sparrow and flew into the next tree proud of my son for being the perfect hunter. Artemis asked her. "Fine but do not kill him with too much power" I warned and saw him slacken with a confused look on his face that I hadn't pummelled him into oblivion like I normally would. I admit it was quite blunt and disrespectful but I was not letting go of the child and they wouldn't take him away from me. He is every bit as worthless as any man we have ever met!" he looked at her a little scared now like he was going to be punished. When he finished chanting Percy fainted but was held steady thanks to Ares. "Hey little sis how you doing?" . I had never seen such a powerful demigod. I was utterly surprise at how easy the task at hand had just become. I think the fact that he couldn't talk or do anything to hurt and disrespect them made him more acceptable even if he was male. It was the last class of the day and I was mentally exhausted. The tree of them looked towards each other and sighed. "Percy Jackson and the Olympians:The Lightning Thief, The Sea of Monsters, The Titan's Curse, The Battle of the Labyrinth, and The Last Olympian. He is the son of the Titans Kronos and Rhea, as well as one of the Big Three. Help!" "Percy Jackson and the Olympians:The Lightning Thief, The Sea of Monsters, The Titan's Curse, The Battle of the Labyrinth, and The Last Olympian. Wake up! Chapter 9 I was nine while she was 17 but looked 13. He is also the patron god of Corinth and his cabin in Camp Half-Blood. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. "Mommy can I pweese let unca Ares give me his belsing" I corrected his last word and he tested it out on his tongue "B-l-e-s-s-i-n-g" he said and looked proud when he finished. When we had caught breakfast which was elk and 2 rabbits, we cooked it and plated up, 18 servings in total which was 16 huntresses plus Artemis and Percy which was a rather small portion because he was so little. He also loved it when Zoe and Phoebe sang to him. Zoe turned the boy to face her as Phoebe sat on the log next to her and told him, "Hi baby Percy; we are your new family now. Demeter (Percy Jackson) Artemis (Percy Jackson) Ares (Percy Jackson) Aphrodite (Percy Jackson) Dionysus (Percy Jackson) Characters Reading Percy Jackson Books; Percy is a God; Summary. He could shadow travel short distances but preferred traveling by water vapour. Chapter 10 She had changed since we had the boy. "I cannot do that my child I have express orders from Zeus himself to keep you hear until you are claimed. I flashed it away to my tent in my camp where the huntresses were right now before looking back at the boy still on my hip and seeing him clutching something is his hand. Will Octavian? He was on a beach when his mother was killed. "Good I can see you changed your mind about your brother, and I trust you will let me babysit once in a while. "Bear toof!" "I mean seriously I land two steps away from the thing while you two land on it!" She was very protective! He once showed Zoe fighting a Cyclops and made Phoebe drop the bottle because this was the first time he'd done it, but after that they all fought over who fed him and I thought it was funny to watch them squabble over this little child who seemed to control all of our lives now. said the messenger god and I stooped to a crouch letting go of Percy who stayed by my side looking into my eyes wondering why I put him down. She fell in love with him. Read the most popular godpercy stories on Wattpad, the world's largest social storytelling platform. Artemis has a hunt c. Later alright?" That's what everyone thinks of him. They've made it through the first Great Prophecy, now they must read about the second. Chapter 23. Ongoing. The Gods read Altered Destinies and Intertwinded Destinies (Both Published By Anaklusmos14) I do not own Percy Jackson and the Olympian, Heroes of Olympus or the plot line for the stories. He is my son now though and has been since the age of one!" Artemis found Percy on the beach alone with his dying mother believing she had saved them, only for the baby, no more than a year old to save her own life. Reading the Percy Jackson books story. Artemis/Percy Jackson (162) Annabeth Chase/Percy Jackson (25 . 1.3M 18.6K 31. He was quite scrawny but not as weak as he looked. He seemed to be attracting them with his strong scent as a very powerful Demigod. The creator had seen everything. looking at his sister in wonder for fighting such a 'dangerous' animal. Zoe asked quite gleeful at the chance of having a baby brother. Just as Percy was getting tired of tag and took his pup back to the wolf tent for the night even though it was only 4 o'clock, he came over to me and asked if he could show me Zoe's present so I could tell him if she'd like it. I was curious why so many gods were taking an interest in the boy yet Zeus and Poseidon still didn't know where he was. Great, I was stuck here until my mother figured out where I was and claimed me which was going to attract some weird attention from the children at camp here as Artemis was not allowed children. Then the shorter one wearing all black stated "I am Nico Di'Angelo," and sat down. We were woken up by our wolves howling. He said warily eyeing the gods making me chuckle. I turned my back on him for two minutes and when I looked again I saw him flashing into his mother's tent with two plates of food. This wasn't the only bath time problem we had. One night when the girls had gone hunting and I was alone with the boy exactly a year after I first found him on his birthday, we were by the fire together as I was feeding him his bottle for the night when Hestia came out and I freaked. born before even Zeus' son of the same name. Chapter 8 "I'm not your little sister so call me that one more time and I'll castrate you" I warned with a death glare that was returned by him rolling his eyes at me. I'm the Proudest Father ever, I've always wanted a son like Percy and I finally got him, I've always wanted Percy to be the best ever since he was born, he is my son and everyone on Olympus wants a . Poseidon Pov. "Now Artemis you know I am a peaceful goddess and mean neither you nor the boy any harm." Chapter 21 It was hunting something! The boys nudged the girl to go first. Browse through and read reading percy . Hera looked grateful for the interruption and waved her hand so a special Greek sheet filled with feathers and moss appeared beneath the falling children. Then there's another series The Heroes of Olympus: The Lost Hero, The Son of Neptune, The Mark of Athena, House of Hades and Blood of Olympus. left kudos on this work! "Zee-Zee Phe-Phe I'm ok no need to worry. Just then a silver bow and arrow came into sight above my head as well and knocked the trident away pulsing silver steadily as if it was angry. Percy and Annabeth have made it out of Tartarus, but the real war is just getting started. In an Accident, She accidentally gave birth to you the way Athena does to her children. The blonde girl at the Athena table said sorry as well but the Hermes boy, Luke looked at me with curiosity as if I was a prize which didn't go down well with my sisters who both went up to him and kicked him in the manhood making all of the boys in the venue slightly uncomfortable. The middle of the dining pavilion was filled with the whole Olympian council including Auntie Hestia who was tending the flames I had made my sacrifice in. 4.5 (27 ratings) Read In Library Add to Library. Percy Jackson: Son Of Artemis SOA Book&Literature 87 Chapters 1.6M Views Author: TheGodSage. Even though we were on the beach there was a small but powerful aura nearby. They fed him alternately but Zoe and Phoebe somehow turned out to have the majority of the tasks. All of the girls loved giving him a bottle now even more than before because Percy manipulated the milk to form images of things he had seen, in the milk! The Cursed Hero (My Hero Academia X Inumaki (Y/N) Nakamura is cursed boy. I had my own ideas about why we were here because the beast never really moved this fast. I had taken a nap to revive myself and left the girls with Percy. The food was very good and as we gave our offering I had a brilliant way to give our location away to mum and as I tipped the biggest sausage into the sizzling flames I whispered. What is that?" Percy reluctantly nodded. Can I take him to show our sisters please?" My son's favourite way to go anywhere was in the sun chariot and he loved the thrill of going so fast. They came to ask if they could bless the boy as he is obviously gifted within their domains and they wish to help him with certain things!" I turned to go back to my cabin when a sea-green light enveloped me. "My boy I am Hestia god of the hearth and home which means I can control fire but I also see everything!" He had made the girls each a symbol of a bow and arrow with the tips of the arrows and bows itself being coloured by a different colour jewel for each of my 23 huntresses. we were both laughing and I did remember that we had lots of fond memories of our little brother already and he was only three! "When a god gives someone their blessing my child, it means you inherit a little part of that god's power. They all expected him to be dead so it was a real surprise when he got up. Please consider turning it on! "Yes, Yes please sissy's" we ran out of the tent and he followed. Artemis call Zo Nightshade so we have another Hunter, Poseidon call Amphitrite and Triton and Hades call Persephone. I had been hunting the Minotaur for days now on my own and had left the hunt behind because this was too dangerous for them. Would being around so many Gods affect my son? It was true my real mother was only mortal but she's gone now and Artemis has been my mother since the age of 1. "Why do you want to give him this blessing may I ask?" "I'll read first." Suddenly a large box dropped into the center of the room. When I was done I checked out and took the trolley to the back of the shop. It was easy because he was small and quite scrawny for a child. He was asleep within minutes and we sighed in relief heading back out to our sisters and Artemis. He sat down in front of Ares and opened both palms up in front of the god. But instead I found a woman. This was Peter McReily. Please consider turning it on! Y/N was no different. So I gave them one. "What do you want?" I smiled at the thoughtful, kind little brother, I had and called the girls to wake up and they all came out of their own tents grumbling stuff about 'harsh early wake ups' or 'Mmmmmhhh food' they were not morning people but I had grown to be a morning person over the past two years and needed to be with that little bundle of energy that was our little brother running around like a goat on Kool-Aid. I left to go to my tent and rest as it was getting dark. he announce shrinking back up against a wall. When he was dressed in his PJs we sent him off to say goodnight to all his sisters and he ran away towards the campfire to sing a song before we took him and put him to bed. I don't do fishy sandwiches but I can make a ham one if you want" the god laughed at this obviously recognising his power as that of a child of Poseidon. No I will not reveal your secret to anyone before you do ok?" [thinks] This will give me time to think about what I will wear to the date. Chaos, Betrayal, Cheating, Dickish new siblings, Maiden Goddess loving Percy, Percy . Very important!" Zeus straightened with pride thinking that he was able to summon mortals like that but answered "No, so introduce yourselves." Perseus Achilles Jackson was the first born son of Kronos, but his mother wasn't Rhea. 11-year-old Percy Jackson somehow finds himself pulled into a world of gods after a run-in with the goddess of the hearth herself. Their Demon. Then there's another series The Heroes of Olympus: The Lost Hero, The Son of Neptune, The Mark of Athena, House of Hades and Blood of Olympus. he laughed and looked up when Hestia stopped. Creator: Lorixjake Series Begun: 2020-07-17 Series Updated: . Phoebe caught up with us after a minute or so and we all went to make breakfast. I would speak to him tonight! One that belonged here. tip: arthur merlin words>1000 sort:hits, 1. He explained. Perseus is raised by the Hunters of Artemis. Chapter 1 Artemis nodded " Alright then, I'll call Zo," and suddenly the Huntress was there. I picked the warm bottle of milk back up for him to drink and he took to it with great enthusiasm, he loved milk very much but was still quite small even though he was developing faster than most. Why?" At the age of three he had defeated a hellhound and Cyclops and has powers to rival other fully grown children of the gods. I loved the bond the two had with Percy. He is a child of Poseidon and that untrustworthy idiot broke his oath and left his child and lover defenceless on the beach against the Minotaur! Dimi-g "I'm your brother." They had just come back from breeding season and alerted us to their arrival. I don't think I've ever seen him move that fast!" They didn't mind changing him when I asked them if they could take some shifts because taking care of a small child, especially a demigod child, was tiring. She was pure white with green eyes just like Percy and made a deep rumbling growl in her throat almost like purring except she wasn't a cat and nuzzled Percy playfully. Artemis: [to Percy] Yes, I think that would be the best. Coz she aweys knows wat I been doin!" Zeus getting impatient demanded to know who they were. At this Percy stopped hiding and looked back at the gods with new found courage and asked. I was jolted back to the present when Ares of all people appeared. "Thals?" The tall one shook his head "I'm Percy Jackson.". They both got up and shot a worried look at Mom. Raise him to be kind and honourable and not the stereotype you despise, P-please! 10. Even Poseidon had shown his face. Percy muttered. This article is about the pantheon of gods. Cute baby Percy! I tuned and saw a hellhound's crushed body on the floor and was dumbfounded at the child's power to say the least, but then I remembered his mother and turned towards her as she whispered. I pouted that my stare which could make Zeus quiver didn't work on the most annoying god of them all, my own brother. We gave him his bottle every three nights as a treat but he didn't notice the pattern and thought it was just because he was good. He wriggled in my arms which signalled he wanted to be put down and ran over to them both hugging them by the knees as he was still small with such force they both fell backwards as their legs gave in and laughed at the baby boy now on their stomachs bouncing happy just because they were alive. he said which made Hestia laugh and he blushed. PS: Future Demigods please introduce yourselves by just name. I asked him curious that he hadn't woken straight away but then again Ares blessing was quite powerful, "Hmm, well if all is normal he should wake up tomorrow morning if you feed him a bit of ambrosia. He explained that he just knew what to do and couldn't really remember how he'd done it, so after he finished I picked the boy back up giving him Zoe's present back so he could hide it and strolled back towards camp with the boy on my hip where he rested his head on my shoulder, tired after playing with his pup almost all day long. {DISCONTINUED} Percy is mortal but the gods exist. I held him up to Phoebe who dressed him in pyjamas as he was potty trained now and didn't need diapers anymore. abbvie ceo richard gonzalez wife; how far is haddonfield, illinois from chicago She shook her head exasperatedly but said "I am Thalia Grace." Trying to decide if he was acceptable or not. Having gotten through two books already, the Gods, demigods and others begin reading the third book. After 5 years, Percy is a director of a camp hidden from the gods and Camp Half-Blood. I cautiously walked towards the light and was pulled in and found myself falling with a screaming girl. 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